from the Lost Prophet of AOL
|These revelations came to
us in 1995 from the Religion and Ethics forums of
AOL. We are searching for the Prophetess that
brought them to us.
Shrine of the IPU is the Laundry Room.
It is proved because, if you notice in your socks
- you often find holes in them when you pull them
out of the dryer - pierced by her horn during a
visitation to your shrine - doubt it not!
Sometimes the whole wash comes out pink - a proof
of Her Pinkness if there ever was one . It is said that She
cavorts with one of her chosen Stallions in the
midst of the spinning laundry. It is the
afterglow of their lovemaking that imbues clothes
with Her pinkness.
Also ye may know that ye have been especially
blessed if you find that one of your socks has
gone missing. Surely a sign from Her Horniness.
If any one questions why ye are missing a sock,
simply reply "My Mistress had need of
it." No one is certain what She does with
the socks, but rejoice for ye were chosen to make
Find out about the
Sock of Bob, a Treasured
Relic of the Virtual -Temple of the IPU.